Thursday, October 2, 2008

Jesus Vs Satan

I had read this before via email, but I just found it on Jamie's site....Still funny!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, “THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.”

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attatchments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on and each of them re-started their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: “It’s gone! It’s all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!” Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing off all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. “Wait!” he screamed. “That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?” God just shrugged and said,

“Jesus Saves.”

4 comments:

Marbella said...

I hadn´t read that cute joke...enjoyed it! And thanx for tagging me. Will try and do something about it...maybe on tomorrow´s blog as just did todays. Was just dropping by to say how good you´ve been this week about walking. I know, it´s hard to find the time, but you´re doing good. Keep it going!
Lynda

Suzette said...

love it!!

1bitrcountrygirl said...

Hey Shari! Just wanted to drop by and let you know that Blogger ate my blog and I'm at wordpress now.

Mike Groom said...

Hey Shari! You haven't posted in a while, hope everything is going great for you!